If I Were a Spice Girl...

If I were a Spice Girl, I would be Apple Spice.  Welcome Fall.

ps. on the principle of full disclosure I feel it necessary to admit that I did in fact google the correct use of "If I were" vs. "If I was" - it's not like this stuff just comes to me people. Also.. the more you say either of those statements out loud over and over, the weirder and more incorrect they will sound.